#Yes it IS
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leavemealoneimhorny · 2 days ago
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How I want every (cis)man to look at me (terrified)
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Cary Grant as Mortimer Brewster Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) dir. Frank Capra
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planefood · 18 days ago
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When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT
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stardayzzing · 2 months ago
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[Athena & Apollo]
This is an absolutely shit doodle but all I can think abt is how funny it was that Apollo just went "Idk he killed some sirens and I like songs so that kinda sucks" and Athena was like "they were gonna kill him" and Apollo like "Damn ur right"
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izanallu · 4 months ago
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“can i rizz you?”
“…”
*inhale*
“PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-“
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“…is it working?”
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wr0wn · 8 months ago
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Professional✨️
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christiansinglebabes · 1 month ago
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Is it gay to be bewitched by your advisors visage?
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ask-the-pioneer · 5 months ago
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"Hunter is my mentor. When I was found, hungry and scared, he brought me to his iterator's superstructure, and it became my new home. To my surprise, two other slugpups inhabited the premises already. Both of them got also, well, adopted by him. These scugs were just a little older than me, so I finally had friends to play with (and not feel so incredibly alone anymore)."
"In the following cycles, Hunter would venture out on «expeditions»... and would almost always come back with a new little friend. Our group grew over time, and we founded our own small colony. A bunch of kids and one adult is a valid colony, right? It felt right to be amongst my own kind, even if it was hard in the beginning. I did not know how to properly socialize, considering my troubled past. I had to learn a lot of things on the go."
"Before all that, during my time with the scavenger toll tribe, I would occasionally see other slugcats, too. But those scugs either gave us a wide berth, or the tribe would hide me away whenever someone crossed the toll. I think I was too much of a valuable asset to them, they didn't want me to get killed or kidnapped... but that also meant constant supervision, and little to no contact with the outside world. Of course, all that ended... when..."
[Marbles is visibly uncomfortable, but continues her story anyway]
"... uh, well... when they all died. Something got to them. At that time, I thought it was a big lizard, or even a vulture, but the claw marks were small... and, a predator would kill to eat, right? They would be eaten, and yet, they were all left there. Some with burned body parts, and wounds from explosives. The only logical explanaiton I can think of, is that another tribe wiped them out. But why would they do that? There were no warning signs, no previous skirmishes. I ran away as fast as I could - I was so sure I'd perish too if I lingered there for too long. That was the moment I escaped death for the second time..."
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"Um, it's... fine? There weren't as many scavengers near NHS' structure anyway, and they stayed out our way. But here, all around Five Pebbles, there's so many of them... and so many pearls, too. It's a gold mine. I can't wait to see what I find or trade for here. I did notice though, the scavengers living in this area are more nervous and jumpy. They seem not to like strangers, be it scug, scav, or any other creature. I have to be more careful around them, sign slowly and clearly that I mean no harm."
[Her ear flicks and she turns her head around, staring into the distance for a moment, before turning it back]
"Another curious thing I've noticed, are those big scavengers roaming around in groups of three or four. They wield sparkling spears and don painted vulture masks. A scary sight to behold... makes me wonder if those are warriors from the aforementioned Metropolis? I want to go there, but I'm a little scared now..."
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guttednight · 1 month ago
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fellas is it gay to stay up all night cooking a bouquet of rose shaped pastries for your closest friend (who you live with along with 4 children and a pet btw) so he can wake up to something comforting in the middle of a stressful work project?
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holopossums · 1 year ago
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Snow day, hooray! So magical and new!~ 💗
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my-fancy-hat · 1 year ago
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kiss my homies gn
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sweethischier · 3 months ago
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excuse me is that seat taken?
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kindaasrikal · 4 months ago
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Au where Lloyd realises Arin is going through a “i wanna be a villain” phase every first student goes through and after an argument none of the ninja, not even Nya, can stop the annoyed Lloyd from dragging every single one of them out to the training yard before this petty loser summons Morro in front of all of them.
And Morro, trying to deal with whatever bull he’s been facing after the merge, stands absolutely baffled when Lloyd gestures to him saying to some random kid “Do you really wanna end up like him??”
Best part is that when they both get into an argument again and all the ninja and including the new gen give up on stopping them, Morro holds a hand up and says “wait wait wait, for the love of GOD. Do NOT tell me you’re trying to do that whole evil first student thing too.” And then this mf joins Lloyd in lecturing Arin in gruesome detail about his life and regrets in just as much annoyance. And this time Arin just stands there horrified thinking ‘maybe I should rethink this…’
All the ninja are horrified. (Well, they actually just kinda gave up. They’ve learnt that every green ninja, wannabe or not, are all incredibly stubborn.)
Sora, Wyldfyre, and Euphrasia are all equally terrified.
Lloyd knew this would happen. They didn’t share one brain for at least a month for nothing.
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aroace-jay · 1 year ago
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Omg, something that is not Kobylu related?
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Yep, It's good to draw other characters a little every now and then
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Barto and his two boyfriends (one boyfriend with two personalities)
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ryokoxdd · 2 years ago
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Got to stare at a pretty girl but at what cost
Inspired by this tweet
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